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Can Someone Explain This Math?

Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT
business, finance, wall-street, goldman-sachs, greed, goldman
By Kathy Gill
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Goldman Sachs bonus pool estimated at $725,000 per employee

This week, business reporters told us that Goldman Sachs 2009 third quarter profits swelled, compared with 2008, to an estimated $3.19 billion. The bonus pool stands at $16.7 billion, and, by the end of the year, it could hit $23 billion, according to reports. However, Goldman reported first quarter profits (net earnings) of $1.81 billion; second quarter, $3.44 billion. Thus end-of-year net earnings should be about $11 billion.

How can bonuses be twice as much as profits?

Yeah, I get that the "cost" of the bonuses must have been deducted from quarterly reports. But that's not how most businesses determine end-of-the-year bonuses. At least I don't think it is.

To be dumped in a pool and calculated quarterly, these payments sound more like contractual obligations ("salary") than "bonus." Bonuses are "extras" that the employee can't count on or expect to get. Yet, for Goldman, there appears to be a tax benefit to calling these payments "bonuses":

Bonuses are considered taxable to employees, but are considered an expense of doing business and are, in most cases, a tax benefit to the employer.

On some level, it doesn't matter if this is bonus or salary: the numbers are too huge to comprehend.

In October, Goldman employed 31,700. If the bonus pool hits $23 billion and the number of employees were to be constant, that's $725,000.00 (rounded) per employee. (But the number of employees isn't constant; Goldman employs about 4,000 more "staff" today than in March, which means the average "bonus" is much greater for those employed the entire 12 months.) And you and I know that every employee at Goldman isn't going to get a bonus, much less one that is 28 times greater than average per capita income in the U.S. ($26,178).

The men (mostly) who brought the world's economy to its knees are getting millions in "bonus" payments ... for what? The governments of the world kept them from falling apart. In response, they have lobbied vociferously against Congressional reform and continue to gamble with derivatives ($95.6 trillion in December 2005 to $190.0 trillion as on June 2009) while jacking up credit card interest (Citigroup hits 29.99%) and watching foreclosures grow. (The financial sector also doesn't seem to want to do much about "toxic" assets either; a friend tried for six months to buy a house where the owner was upside-down.) Maybe we shouldn't have bothered -- at least this culture of entitlement would have been busted.

Goldman Sachs is in the digital information business. With computerized trades and computer-generated-products (CDOs and the like), they are reaping the benefits of collapsed time and geographic boundaries (space). They must also be reaping monopoly rents, given that there are only a handful of firms in the world that do what they do.

Where are the citizen's watchdogs? They're not in the U.S. Treasury department: it's populated with Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street used-to-bes, and many took home thousands from Wall Street last year (emphasis added):

The advisers include Gene Sperling, who last year took in $887,727 from Goldman Sachs and $158,000 for speeches mostly to financial companies, including the firm run by accused Ponzi scheme mastermind R. Allen Stanford. Another top aide, Lee Sachs, reported more than $3 million in salary and partnership income from Mariner Investment Group, a New York hedge fund.

As part of Geithner's kitchen cabinet, Sperling and Sachs wield influence behind the scenes at the Treasury Department, where they help oversee the $700 billion banking rescue and craft executive pay rules and the revamp of financial regulations. Yet they haven't faced the public scrutiny given to Senate-confirmed appointees, nor are they compelled to testify in Congress to defend or explain the Treasury's policies.

[...]

Goldman Sachs paid Sperling the $887,727 for advice on its charitable giving. That made the bank his highest-paying employer. Even Geithner's chief of staff Patterson, who was a full-time lobbyist at the firm, did not make as much as Sperling did on a part-time basis. Patterson reported earning $637,492 from Goldman Sachs last year.

Where is the watchdog press? Where are the 21st century trustbusters? Where?

This article first appeared at WiredPen.

ADDENDUM:
Thanks to commenters over at The Moderate Voice, I have learned that one of the reasons Goldman's books look as good as they do is an accounting slight of hand.

Until this mess happened, Goldman's accounting year was December - November. That means that their 2008 fiscal year ended 30 November 2008.

Goldman moved its "toxic assets" to December, then moved December off its reported books. FOREVER. They did this by changing their fiscal year to the calendar year. You can find more about this using this Google search. But the best piece is from Columbia Journalism Review, which notes The Press, NYT's Norris Excepted, Gives Goldman a Pass.

Moreover, much of Goldman's first quarter profit came from AIG, which passed along $18 billion of US taxpayer money ... after AIG hired Goldman "to determine how to handle AIG cds!" Here's a bit on the pass-through: note that this $18 billion is MORE than Goldman's reported quarterly profit. IOW, without incestuous relationships on Wall Street and taxpayer largess, Goldman wouldn't have all this money to grant bonuses. (Note that the bonus pool for the year is expected to be only $23 billion.)

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  • 2 votes
Reply#1 - Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:13 AM EDT
Nofluer

If you want to learn a LOT more about Goldman, get a hold of the July issue of Rolling Stone. Matt Taibbi did an EXCELLENT piece on them there.

One of my favorite parts was when he was interviewing a high level exec, and he asked him about the time they got caught breaking the law and were fined millions, then they just kept on doing the bad thing that they got caught for. He said, they caught you, and fined you millions. Why are you still doing this? And the Goldman exec replied, Yes, they fined us millions, but we made billions - why would we stop? (ie the fine is just a cost of doing business.)

Goldman is the unequaled master of the Pump-'n-Dump, and they've been working naked short selling for a long time. (Probably the real cause of the failure of Lehman)

Then along came the MBS's and Goldman thought they'd died and gone to Heaven! Not only could they create secondary derivatives from them to sell, but they could insure them against default - when they KNEW they'd default! Then they could also leverage them - and they did at about 25:1. So the face value of $2 TN in Toxic Assets (secondary derivatives of mortgage backed securities which are first level derivatives) is actually $50 Tn - and people wonder how a few banks could bring down the whole world's economies!!! (The US GNP is only $14 Tn per year.)

And either the folks at Treasury are stupid, or they're being VEwwy quiet about another aspect of the whole deal - the TAs? The underlying mortgages are supposed to give them value - but they separated the securities from the mortgages when they created the derivatives... so the mortgage backed securities are no longer "mortgage backed" which makes them "non-specific debt." Can anyone tell us what another word for "non-specific debt" is?

And that's where it REALLY gets nasty and why there won't be a "recovery" until the mega-banks are closed down and the losses allowed to be booked - and people put in jail (I hope). (Bernie Maddof was an amateur.A piker!)

And it just goes on and on - Have you heard of TARF? I did a piece on it not long ago... enjoy.

  • 3 votes
#1.1 - Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT
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Zanyzazu

I really hope someone will come on here to make sense of it all....but I doubt anyone can....it is way too much to comprehend.

  • 1 vote
Reply#2 - Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:51 AM EDT
Karl_

From another angle, it is very easy to comprehend. This is about a white collar gang of thieves looting other people's money.

  • 3 votes
#2.1 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:30 PM EDT
River-239955

This is about a white collar gang of thieves looting other people's money.

Bingo. They didn't care if the math did not add up, because they were on top of the world without a functional system of checks and balances.

What disturbs me the most is knowing that they are still there, still drawing ridiculous bonuses while they bankrupt their company, and, in the process, the country as a whole.

  • 5 votes
#2.2 - Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:09 AM EDT
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HeelsnHairMetal

Many of those bonuses are owed due to a contract goldman signed when the employee came on with the company. They are often taken out just like wages, so profit will not reflect those numbers. Most businesses do not sign contracts with their employees about their wages and bonuses, so most businesses do not take bonuses out of earnings regardless of profit. Thats the same reason why you can post a loss and still have to pay out bonuses

  • 2 votes
Reply#3 - Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:59 AM EDT
Kathy Gill

Then why are they called "bonuses" if they are contractual arrangements? Is it just so that Goldman gets the tax benefits of a "bonus" instead of a "salary"?

  • 3 votes
#3.1 - Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:46 PM EDT
hvymtl83

Kathy,

There is no tax benefit for either the company or the individual. Google it.

  • 1 vote
#3.2 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:53 AM EDT
HeelsnHairMetal

Because the "bonus" portion most times is flexible. Depending on how the company does, they determine the size of the bonus. A) for good, B) for better, etc. Sometimes there are even bonuses in times of losses. Got a problem with that, then go buy a share. If you dont own any, then mind your business...

Most wall street companies offer contractual compensation packages, even to interns. For professionals they are often rather complex, consisting of a mixture of cash, stock options, bonuses, etc. For example, traders on the floor of the NYSE make a very modest base salary, and make the majority of their money based on bonuses they receive, sort of like commissions. The more you trade, and the higher the quality of trades, the bigger your bonus will be. No matter what, you are going to trade something throughout the course of a quarter, so you are going to get some sort of bonus. Even of the company does poorly, you have to be compensated for your work.

Most people dont understand this concept because they try to compare it to the compensation practices of other industries. It simply doesnt work that way. Nobody cares if its fair or if you think people make too much. If you want go get a job on The Street and make what they make. If you cant do that that tough luck, dont complain.

  • 2 votes
#3.3 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:06 AM EDT
freebirdreaming

I'll complain anytime I wish as this is taxpayer dollars.

  • 2 votes
#3.4 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:23 PM EDT
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silvrhawkDeleted
hvymtl83

Gotta agree w/ HHM and jaker. As long as GS is operating legally, what they pay their employees is only the business of the company, their customers and their shareholders. Further, as a shareholder in other companies, my only concern is that the compensation is tied to actual performance. Unfortunately, some of these contracts were written in the "giddy days" where profits stretched as far as the eye could see. Or so they thought. OTOH, and quite fortunately, the days of a bonus based solely on a quarterly performance now appear to be history. Companies are beginning to institute claw-backs, more stock-based bonuses and longer vesting periods. Hopefully that will limit the excess risk leading to blow-up quarters following bang quarters.

As far as the derivative issue, that is for the gov't to regulate. Of course the companies are resisting. They made a lot of money off of these instruments and to them one dust-up doesn't dissuade. They believe they can now manage the risk. That's why we need stronger regulation.

  • 1 vote
Reply#5 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:21 AM EDT
firsty

As long as GS is operating legally

but that is not certain.

this is not an indication of "business as usual." the govt didnt send letters to every financial institution and tell them to open all their books. this is a specific problem, on which a light has been shined, and until it's over and the american people are confident that they arent driving over another cliff (like they did last time we gave them the wheel), they're going to have to deal with these things.

the govt is not handling this perfectly. it's not even handling it well, if you ask me. but that it's being handled is hardly the problem here. if these companies have a better idea for how exactly we should hold their hands so that, in their quest for unmatched riches, they dont bankrupt the entire country AGAIN, force ever more people out of their homes AGAIN, and cause global financial problems AGAIN.

if they dont like it, they should start selling flowers and bottles of water outside the holland tunnel. nobody asks to see those bonuses, and they can operate in private all they want.

  • 2 votes
#5.1 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:55 AM EDT
hvymtl83

firsty,

If you really think you have substantive evidence of GS acting illegally you should forward it to NY AG Cuomo. He has a good record on WS prosecution. But, I really think you just tossed out a thinly veiled accusation to support whatever point you think you are making. On the latter, your post is so nebulously worded that it is tough to tell what point you are trying to make. It may be that you really don't have any concrete points, just anger at what has occured. If that's it, fine. Just say I'm angry about what has happened. I am too.

  • 1 vote
#5.2 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:00 AM EDT
firsty

If you really think you have substantive evidence of GS acting illegally you should forward it to NY AG Cuomo.

i said that whether or not they were doing something illegal was "not certain." i'm not sure how you concluded that i need substantive evidence to draw my conclusion. the basis for allowing this kind of govt inspection is that there is enough reason to suspect that illegal things were done, and that we are entitled to know what is happening with these companies based on the direct harm their actions caused.

your having missed my concrete points doesnt mean they arent there.

  • 2 votes
#5.3 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:16 PM EDT
hvymtl83

need substantive evidence to draw my conclusion. the basis for allowing this kind of govt inspection is that there is enough reason to suspect that illegal things were done

Ah, so YOU allege there is reason to believe something illegal was done but have no evidence that anything illegal was done - just your suspicion. Sorry, but that doesn't cut it. I could just as easily say thet I suspect you have done something illegal and you should be investigated.

  • 1 vote
#5.4 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT
firsty

Ah, so YOU allege there is reason to believe something illegal was done but have no evidence that anything illegal was done - just your suspicion. Sorry, but that doesn't cut it. I could just as easily say thet I suspect you have done something illegal and you should be investigated.....

(...which would be the way the govt acted towards peace activists, muslims, educators, scientists, etc., during the bush administration and still can, by law. 9/11 did nowhere near the financial harm that these companies did....so — please. but, i'll try to give you a more complete argument)...

1. i am not saying there is no evidence. i am only trying to present a cohesive argument. you dont need material evidence (in the legal term) of wrong-doing in order to inspect for wrong-doing.

2. the question is whether or not there was enough reason for an inspection. you think there wasnt, i think there was. (see above)

but thats not what you were arguing, and what you were saying was what informed my response. i am more than happy to discuss other aspects of this situation with you.

you started your response by saying they havent done anything illegal. my point was that they may have.

now, if you want to argue the merits of the existing evidence, and whether or not they warrant this kind of inspection, go ahead. but i should warn you — the evidence is already presented in this article — as of yet, i really dont feel you've done enough to justify rejecting it. but i'll keep reading.

so if you want to object to what is going on now, you cant just say "it's a business, you cant look." you have to say that the evidence provided as an argument for us looking at this is not sufficient.

it may not be. but your suggestion that this is somehow extralegal by its very nature doesnt hold water. as you said, if there is evidence that justifies looking, we should be looking.

and, of course, we both understand that we dont need to the burden of proof beyond a reasonable doubt in order to look for evidence of a crime. we dont even need an indictment. we need to make sure, only, constitutionally, that we dont violate the established precedents and rule of law regarding searches and seizures (not that we dont have precedent for just changing the law on the fly anyway, but, not the point).

and, since legal precedent is important in this country, you should also be aware that any argument claiming that these are illegal searches and seizures is likely going to have to address the "thresholds" that were moved by the bush administration (and, in part, confirmed by various other checks and balances, as horrible as that was) but happened to primarily affect american individuals, as opposed to american corporations.

so you're also going to have to convince people that corporations should have a freer threshold of rights than individuals.

i'm not trying to set you up for failure; i'm just trying to responsibly inform you of the possible scope of this conversation.

as far as fixing all this financial nonsense with regulations, if we have to fix it with regulations, we cant fix it. there ARE regulations. the obvious pattern is that regulations are institutionalized, adapted to, and made to fit the next abusive profit model. so i think i have a valid reason to suspect that this isnt going to be the time when we actually get it just exactly perfect. so maybe we should, you know, try something else.

how can we even know how to regulate if we arent intimately familiar with the most minute details of an industry that operates specifically using the most minute details it can find?

so, yeah — i get what you're saying. i was just hoping to go point by point. you make a point, it's responded to, advanced or supported further, etc. having already belabored the very first point unnecessarily, i thought i'd be good to start with a little more this time.

  • 2 votes
#5.5 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:56 PM EDT
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Kathy Gill

Folks, one of the reasons that Goldman "did well" is an accounting slight of hand. I'm going to edit the main article and add this there ... I hope it acts like a dash of cold water.

ADDENDUM:

Thanks to commenters over at The Moderate Voice, I have learned that one of the reasons Goldman's books look as good as they do is an accounting slight of hand.

Until this mess happened, Goldman's accounting year was December - November. That means that their 2008 fiscal year ended 30 November 2008. Goldman moved its "toxic assets" to December, then moved December off its reported books. FOREVER.

They did this by changing their fiscal year to the calendar year. You can find more about this using this Google search. But the best piece is from Columbia Journalism Review, which notes The Press, NYT's Norris Excepted, Gives Goldman a Pass.

Moreover, much of Goldman's first quarter profit came from AIG, which passed along $18 billion of US taxpayer money ... after AIG hired Goldman "to determine how to handle AIG cds!" Here's a bit on the pass-through: note that this $18 billion is MORE than Goldman's reported quarterly profit. IOW, without incestuous relationships on Wall Street and taxpayer largess, Goldman wouldn't have all this money to grant bonuses. (Note that the bonus pool for the year is expected to be only $23 billion.)

  • 1 vote
Reply#7 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:16 PM EDT
hvymtl83

Kathy,

A few mistakes on your part and those of your sources. First, GS's gross profit for the first 3 quarters was appox 38.3 Billion. Gross profit is revenue less cost of revenue but before subtracting compensation. And even if you subtract out the 1.8B in pre-tax loss from Dec 2008, that still leaves 36.5 billion - more than enuf to cover their bonus pool. Quite simply, you are confusing gross profit and net profit. A common mistake.

As to the AIG issue, this is an old story. It was reported on back in Feb and March. GS received 12.6B from AIG to cover loans, CDS's and CDO's issued by AIG to GS. Many European banks were also bailed out the same way. For example, SocGen received 11.9 billion, Deutsche Bank got 11.8 billion and Barclays was got 8.5 billion. You can argue that GS (and others) should have been forced to take a loss on these, but that was not the decision made at the time. The decision was made by Bush & Co as part of the AIG bailout. In their view, this prevented a global melt-down of the financial system precipitated by financial firms that made very bad decisions - AIG making probably the worst of those. Now, you may disagree with those decisions. That's fine. I'm not entirely thrilled with the bailouts but considering what happened in the aftermath of the 1929 financial meltdown, this was probably making the best of a really bad time. We'll know in 5 or 10 years or so if that is the correct view.

In sum, rather than re-hashing the past, I am far more interested in re-regulating the system to make sure this does not happen again. Although looking back over history, it will, just in a different way.

  • 1 vote
#7.1 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:10 PM EDT
Kathy Gill

According to Goldman's SEC reports:

  • 1st quarter 2009: net earnings of $1.81 billion
  • 2nd quarter 2009: net earnings of $3.44 billion
  • 3rd quarter 2009: net earnings of $3.19 billion

This is net profit of $8.44 billion.

My point - which seems to have been lost - is that an obscene amount of money has been set aside for "bonuses" when the "bonus" pool for ~30K people (all of whom are unlikely to get a bonus) exceeds net profit by 2-to-1.

Based upon my experience as a lobbyist, in order to get new regulation, you need damn good stories illustrating why the current system is flawed. That's why "rehashing" is important and not just an "exercise."

  • 4 votes
#7.2 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:26 PM EDT
River-239955

Kathy,

  • 1st quarter 2009: net earnings of $1.81 billion
  • 2nd quarter 2009: net earnings of $3.44 billion
  • 3rd quarter 2009: net earnings of $3.19 billion
  • This is net profit of $8.44 billion.

    You've made reference to net earnings and net profits here, and those two are not always the same. ??

  • 2 votes
#7.3 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:29 PM EDT
Karl_

Earnings and profits are different. A company can have fast increasing earnings AND fast increasing deficits all at once. There always is a way for a company to show a deficit. One of the ways is to shovel the potential profits (billions are welcome) into bonuses for its top management.

  • 3 votes
#7.4 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:43 PM EDT
River-239955

I think it was perhaps an oversight, Karl.

Was thinking that it was, indeed, different, but with the hijacked math logic that's created such a mess, I thought perhaps that they had quit using that basic rule, and it was standard business practice to simply lump them together.

  • 2 votes
#7.5 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:50 PM EDT
Nofluer

Kathy #7.2

There are a number of ways to have cash flow streams that are neither "income" nor "profit". Collecting accounts receivable would be one fairly obvious way since the "revenue - profit/loss" would have already been accounted for as such in the period it was generated.

It is my understanding that when AIG received its 18 Billion from the Government, it almost immediately handed about 10 Billion over to Goldman as payment for "debt"... But since I have better things to do than to try to figure out how a criminal enterprise keeps its books, I'm not asking to see Goldman's books. (Not that they'd just hand them over and say, "Sure! Here ya go!") ;-D

Are you asking the right question here? Should your question perhaps be, "How much did Goldman REALLY take in and from what sources?"

Revenue and income are very specific terms, as is "Net Profit" - Net profit is after bonuses since contractual bonuses are expenses.

The number you want is found on the Statement of Cash Flows where they show earnings/revenue streams both in and out from operations, A/R, discontinued operations, etc. The Income Statement would also be instructive.

  • 3 votes
#7.6 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:24 PM EDT
Nofluer

hvy #7.1

The principle reason for the length of the 1929 fiasco was that both Hoover and FDR made the same mistake that Obama's making now - they hiked taxes on the job production classes, and hiked taxes and hiked taxes. Take a look at the percentage of revenues that accrued to the working classes and the ownership classes before and after the crash. (BHO would approve and smile and call it "spreading the wealth around" - but if you spread it too thin, no one has enough to build or invest!)

By the time the government was done with them, the "moneyed class" couldn't afford to hire a shoeshine boy, so unemployment became chronic (like now). So with no jobs, no one had any money to buy anything with, and the "rich" had no money to invest. Nasty little dog chasing its tail kind of thing.

For a micro-example - look at the time Teddy Kennedy decided to fix the imbalance in income distributions by putting a luxury tax on yachts! Now THAT was funny! And Teddy learned a thing or two about how to really screw the pooch while having the BEST of intentions. Haven't any of these people in DC heard of the "Law of Unintended Consequences"?

  • 2 votes
#7.7 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:55 PM EDT
freebirdreaming

"moneyed class" couldn't afford to hire a shoeshine boy,

not a problem this time around............. using other purposes if you asked me, but then, taxpayers were only asked for their taxes on this one.

  • 1 vote
#7.8 - Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:26 AM EDT
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freebirdreaming

excellent article.

  • 2 votes
Reply#8 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:27 PM EDT
Kathy Gill

Thanks, FreeBirDreaming

  • 2 votes
#8.1 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:26 PM EDT
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Dr Rex Dexter 'DeX'

I've been watching this little "Magic Show" since the late eighties when I stumbled into banking. I must admit, the props are better, the stage players are more adept, the magic, itself, is more artful, and the distractions more compelling. The audience claps desperately as the curtain goes up, the house lights go down, and the Master Magic Magicians, float, fully levitated to center stage.

It's almost worth the price of admission.

But...I'm neither clapping or laughing, because the joke's on me.

  • 5 votes
Reply#9 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:39 PM EDT
Kathy Gill

The joke is on all the taxpayers, IMO. And some of the stockholders, if they keep investing their money in Goldman knowing that the employees are going to "profit" more than stockholders at the end of the year.

  • 1 vote
#9.1 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:27 PM EDT
Nofluer

Ahhh... Kathy - you have obviously never heard of the Three F's Theory of Equity Investing! That lack would make a BIG hole in your understanding of Wall Street.

  • 2 votes
#9.2 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:26 PM EDT
Kathy Gill

Grrr. Newsvine isn't showing me that I have new comments.

You should have linked to your post! Here's a more fun 3 F rule.

  • 2 votes
#9.3 - Sun Nov 1, 2009 7:33 PM EST
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Andromeda-510639

I imagine that's what the taxpayers dollars were for; to build a larger bonus pool. Goldman Sachs is too close to government, yields power over Congress and is too cozy with Geithner, so I don't envision anything but the company paying bonuses as planned.

Now the math, appears to go along these lines... (Buck Privates)

Abbott: Do me a favor. Loan me $50.
Costello: I can't lend you $50. All I've got is $40.
Abbott: That's okay. Give me the $40, and you'll owe me $10.
Costello: How come I owe you $10?
Abbott: What did I ask you for?
Costello: $50.
Abbott: What did you give me?
Costello; $40.
Abbott: So you owe me $10.
Costello: That's right. But you owe me $40. Give me my $40 back.
Abbott: There's your $40. Now give me the $10 you owe me. That's the last time I'll ever ask you for the loan of $50.
Costello: How can I loan you $50 now? All I have is $30.
Abbott: Give me the $30, and you’ll owe me $20.
Costello: This is getting worse all the time. First I owe you $10, and now I owe you $20!
Abbott: So you owe me $20. Twenty and 30 is 50.
Costello; Nope! Twenty-five and 25 is 50.
Abbott: Here's your $30. Give me back my $20.
Costello: All I've got now is $10!

... or maybe it followed this logic...

Abbott: Take a number, any number at all from 1 to 10, and don't tell me.
Costello: I got it.
Abbott: Is the number odd or even?
Costello: Even.
Abbott: Is the number between 1 and 3?
Costello: No.
Abbott: Between 3 and 5?
Costello: No. I think I got him.
Abbott: Between 5 and 7?
Costello: Yes.
Abbott: Number six?
Costello: Right. . . . How did he do that?

  • 3 votes
Reply#10 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:50 PM EDT
Dr Rex Dexter 'DeX'

Dear Andromeda,

Say hello to Perseus and the family. In the timely words of Professor Henry Higgins, "By George, I think she's got it!"

I don't say it if I don't mean it,

'DeX'

  • 2 votes
#10.1 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:19 PM EDT
WILDWONDERFUL

Andro

You could run the democratic campaign hmmm maybe you did

  • 2 votes
#10.2 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:18 PM EDT
Andromeda-510639

DeX, thank you... but the poor Gorgon, Medusa!

Wildwonderful, thank you, but I prefer a helmet of invisibility and winged sandals; the democratic campaign, I'll pass, too many parellels to the Mongul Conquests.

  • 1 vote
#10.3 - Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:58 AM EDT
Dr Rex Dexter 'DeX'

Dear Andromeda,

Oy! She DID have the original "Dread-Locks"...Hi-Ho!

'DeX'

  • 1 vote
#10.4 - Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:52 PM EDT
Kathy Gill

I'd not seen that Abbott and Costello before ... spot on. :-/

  • 1 vote
#10.5 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:28 PM EDT
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WILDWONDERFUL

The one thing that could dry up all these greedy bankers is for people to quit borrowing money at such a frantic pace. These bankers are no different than dope peddlers.

  • 1 vote
Reply#11 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:19 PM EDT
Kathy Gill

Folks aren't "borrowing money at ... a frantic pace" ... credit has dried up for businesses and normal folks.

  • 1 vote
#11.1 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:29 PM EDT
Nofluer

Kathy #11.1

Folks aren't "borrowing money at ... a frantic pace" ... credit has dried up for businesses and normal folks.

That's because the Fed has it all. BBB at the Fed handed out the TARP cash to the banks so that their balance sheets would look good, then had Congress change the rules so that the Fed could now pay interest on reserve account deposits. Then the banks gave the TARP money back to the Fed as an interest bearing cash equivalent, which goes the same place on the balance sheet as cash (right next to the TAs valued uner FASB rule #139 at full face value - even though it's really nothing but Monopoly money.) So the banks - even though they have no cash - can still pass their stress tests and be adjudged "sound" even though they're bankrupt and deep in the hole!

What's the Fed doing with the cash so deposited? Buying Treasuries from the Government so the Dems can spend, spend, spend. That's why you have inflation, but not nearly as much as you SHOULD have given the spending levels the government is maintaining. Between BBB and Tax Cheat Timmy, they're just playing pass the bucks - back and forth. (Or was it a pigeon drop?)

But soon the TARP money will run out... And BBB will have to start printing... and then we can officially change the name of our country to Northern Brazil and like the Southern Brazil, we can rename our currency every ten years or so, and in the off five years, drop three zeroes off the end of the denominations due to chronically high inflation. (Brazil never met the government spending they couldn't do!)

Won't that just be so much FUN?

  • 2 votes
#11.2 - Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:41 PM EDT
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WILDWONDERFUL

This would seem to describe the bankers

You know I've smoked a lot of grass
O' Lord, I've popped a lot of pills
But I never touched nothin'
That my spirit could kill
You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the pusher don't care
Ah, if you live or if you die

God damn, The Pusher
God damn, I say The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man

You know the dealer, the dealer is a man
With the love grass in his hand
Oh but the pusher is a monster
Good God, he's not a natural man
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the pusher ruin your body
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

God damn, The Pusher
God damn, God damn the Pusher
I said God damn, God, God damn The Pusher man

Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

God damn The Pusher
Gad damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man

© Irving Music Inc. (BMI)

--Used with permission--

  • 3 votes
Reply#12 - Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:25 PM EDT
Andromeda-510639

Wildwonderful, excellent and very analogous of the situation; wonderfully captures the bankers.

  • 2 votes
#12.1 - Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:59 AM EDT
Dr Rex Dexter 'DeX'

It gives the old Steppenwolf song a new dynamic. Maybe they should "tweak it " and re-release it. 'DeX'

  • 2 votes
#12.2 - Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:54 PM EDT
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